Apocrypha

haters will see you and be like i hate you

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

i cant express how much i hate fucking bees 

then stop fucking bees???? it’s really a simple solution

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

Not after bee movie we don’t