The road

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

i marvel at the fact that i'm mutuals with people. #myfriends :)

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

Not saying anything nobody's said before, but the way Fallout is a foundationally anti-capitalist story that got turned into funkopop sci-fi pastiche slop for morons is painful to the point of brilliance. Makes its points about greed and power that much more salient.