folderol derolda

for the uninitiated

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

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I had someone ask me "where are the pokemon cards" and I tried to direct her to the kids section and she got really indignat and went "no. Pokemon cards. Theyre like, collectibles" and I had to go No I know what those are. Those are kids playing cards. Kids section

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope you had a safe delivery and retain your rights to get pushed around on a costco float forever 🫡

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

This image?

+ bonus italian navy vessel

orbiter- noah kahan

anyway recently I had some polyps removed from my uterus which involves them shooting warm water up your pussy to help them see what they're doing or something idk but as soon as they did that I was like huh. do you have that set to 38⁰? and they were all like what the Fuck. anyway my pussy tells the temperature

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

“I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Anton.” - Fluttershy, probably

cuddles so sneetly