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I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it