always the extra mile.

"you're overthinking this" bro i have anxiety. i have no other type of thinking available.

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

I should be allowed to use fuck if I know as an appropriate and professional response to a work email

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

I want to acknowledge that not one person has tried to justify “Does Your Mother Know” as having any relevance to the plot because it truly could be cut and have no impact on the rest of the movie, but it’s there because it’s fun and Christine Baranski has the range

I hope one year from now me is doing good, I hope she’s happy and I hope she got what she wanted