down with cis

Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

americans calling the normal way of measuring time ‘military time’ is always so cute to me. like theyre gonna start calling kilometers ‘army miles’ next or something

in the song best song ever by 1D they’re not playing the song that is the best song ever, they’re just dancing all night to it. and in the monster mash, we know that the monster mash itself is the DANCE not the song they’re dancing to. and famously, in tenacious d’s song, tribute, they were not playing the greatest song ever, but rather just a tribute to it. so what I posit is this: all three of these songs are referencing the same song, the one all encompassing greatest song of all time that compels man and monster and demon alike to dance. but what song it is, we may never know…….

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

you can see the increasing age of tumblr users, these posts are like tree rings.

playing a rhythm game is like don't think don't think let your fingers do their thing dont think dONT THINK EMPTY YOUR BRAIN RIGH- AAAAAAAAA THE COMBO!!!!!!

The second you start thinking about the fact that you’re playing the rhythm game you fuck up. That’s how it goes

here’s the link to donate to george floyd’s official memorial fund if you are able to contribute. if you can’t donate, please share. being black shouldn’t be a death sentence.