strangled in a strang land

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

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tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

@bovineblogger

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

i have to what

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

thank you