i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

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i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

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Currently the big topic in my area of Denmark are the oak processionary caterpillars which are covered in venomous hairs that cause extremely itchy skin rashes and in some cases death if you have airway problems and accidentally inhale the hairs. They are suspected of having arrived in Denmark via imported wood because they first appeared in an area with a lot of hardware stores as well as one of Denmark’s bigger IKEAs.
The crazy thing about them is that you don’t have to touch them to get the rashes. Just being in the same area as them puts you at risk. My family and I had our own less serious version of unknowingly playing with radioactive material when we saw some caterpillars walk across the street. We stopped to watch them for a few seconds then kept walking. The next few days we all developed red spots on our exposed skin.
What boggles my mind is how they evolved to make the very area they live in unlivable. Loads of things in nature are poisonous or venomous and everyone knows not to touch them, but to cause damage to creatures 50 meters away just seems excessive. I’m sure you could have achieved the same survival rate by being poisonous and have bright colors you little fucks.
Tea time
every day i wonder how that paper passed peer review and this is the only explanation i can come up with
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

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someone sent me an anon ask about rocky meeting eva and i tried to post it not once but twice and tumblr ate it both times so now im just regular posting it here
i think ryland would grow to understand stratt’s choice with time, and even thank her logic of it because it led to his meeting of rocky, but i dont think he’d ever really forgive her for what she did to him
(Ryland had to prep rocky before they touched down to meet Stratt so he wouldnt charge her at first sight)
thank you for the request :o)
Survey Corps returning from their expedition: why is there a fucking rock in the doorway
Do you think that, just for a moment, they thought the city was locking them out?
I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed
Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this
The best thing illegal scanlation sites have given us is that one comment on the scum villain fantl left on the exact chapter where shen qingqiu first realizes that Binghe has been in love with him the whole time
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
same hellion yes

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
𓋴𓎛𓅨𓂋𓇋𓀁
Experimenting with new brushes and accidentally made this depressing 😭

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
Now in handy infographic form for Tumblr users: