it seems

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

To be fair to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, if I wrote some pulp short stories for a quick buck and an obsessive fandom sprung up around it at a time when fandom culture as we now know it didn't really exist yet, and I had to witness people being insane about my characters while having very little precedent for what the fuck was going on, I would also be confused and frightened and desperately trying to escape from the situation I'd ended up in.

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

shirt that says "you get "road rage"? TAKE THE FUCKING BUS!!!!!"

everyone saying "this with a bumper sticker" is objectively improving the joke and adding thematic cohesion and idk why i didnt think of that but i'm sticking by this version just because bumper stickers go on "cars" and i don't support glorifying "car" "ownership." and also i'm stubborn