I can't wait to set it free.

Never understood buying the idiot notion of sporting rifles or the hunting argument in general. How low is your IQ that this sort of gaslighting could get a foothold?

*gandalf voice* so bilbo lived to be 111 huh? it would be a shame if someone or something caused him to go into c a r d i a c a r r e s t

Gandalf: I’m still not a hundred percent sure that magic ring is artificially extending Bilbo’s life, so let’s run some tests.

i would note that bilbo was the only person at the party not even slightly alarmed, so possibly gandalf just knows him well

“You know what would be the greatest gift I could give Bilbo on his 111th birthday? Making Lobelia and Otho Sacksville-Baggins shit their pants at the party.” 

@overthinkinglotr

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

Anyway buy a gun

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i hate fae rules

This is some serious shit... America? Is this us? This banana republic bs that Biden and his idiots excel in?

There are billions to go round and we are ruled by the corrupt. Of course this is us now. Lots would argue that it has been for a long time. Just like to imagine that we were at least more competent before.

you’re bleeding out in a field on a summer day, you lose consciousness as the sun sets.

The dream

you actually enjoy watching grown men kick balls? maybe you should grow up and play some tekken like a real man.

@nutsacktorturer

Imagine the smug pride the owner of that truck feels rn tho

I think accepting precedent of the door-to-door is a problem. If the government is allowed to randomly sweep for a particular type of person, there will be an interesting upswell of the number of that type of person.

Make Politicians Afraid Again

#also any business which is called Too Big To Fail needs to be killed immediately