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I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

that guy saw my dick

How??

fell prey to one of his catfish blogs. such is life.

#I instantly casted doubt on them because who the fuck is dming me about my sex life of all things

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eldritchbauble

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

#god I need to get railed

btc-official-deactivated2024071

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

Hey if you're doing makeup posts again you should take a picture of your pedicure and black nail pol-*head explodes from the sniper manning your inbox for weird posts*

Implying those photos don't already exist. Also I really wouldn't count what I used to do as "make up posts" as that conveys like intricate fancy in depth stuff.

fnordseer5

apparently there’s something called count binface and it might be one of the most reddit things of all time

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transgenderer

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

markovchaingang

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

mr-deep-downer

15% for 2 dollar they want people to die out here

stay safe

musketeerfox

#the names on those drinks they know their audience

As an outsider, I'm curious: what negative stereotypes of gay men do you find are almost always true, and which ones are almost never true?

Horrific hedonistic degenerates who can't keep it in their pants has been true of most gay men I've encountered. That they are all perderasts has been untrue (save for Disney gays).

#Told some stories of a guy I used to know to my fashion protege and they described them as a Gotham villain if they were a sex pervert

Are people such noxious pop culture fags in the big 2026 that they think you're Costanza? George was like a goofy selfish sleaze and you're a man who wants to get fucked in the ass by a hairy man who loves you instead of a crappy economy. Am I too retarded to understand?

I am a neurotic complainer who tends to rant and rave about pointless shit and my bad luck has been a persistent source of comedy hence the Costanza comparison. I also never said anything about hairy men being a preference.

Lastly I would say being a selfish sleaze goes hand in hand with most gays I've met.

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hyumjim

We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic

I hate that this is the most common comparison to a fictional character I get.

Like I understand why I just don't like it.

#even got this at the office a month ago

svartibaldur

punkrock-bottom

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

milf--adjacent

theehorsepusssy

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dead-twink-storage

They be calling me acetone the way I be sucking that nail polish right off her toes fr fr 💯💯💯

#thanks for bringing this back Kobra

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The Tomb of Sir Walter Scott, in Dryburgh Abbey, 1844

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