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apparently there’s something called count binface and it might be one of the most reddit things of all time

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When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

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a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

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15% for 2 dollar they want people to die out here

stay safe

musketeerfox

#the names on those drinks they know their audience

As an outsider, I'm curious: what negative stereotypes of gay men do you find are almost always true, and which ones are almost never true?

Horrific hedonistic degenerates who can't keep it in their pants has been true of most gay men I've encountered. That they are all perderasts has been untrue (save for Disney gays).

#Told some stories of a guy I used to know to my fashion protege and they described them as a Gotham villain if they were a sex pervert

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Are people such noxious pop culture fags in the big 2026 that they think you're Costanza? George was like a goofy selfish sleaze and you're a man who wants to get fucked in the ass by a hairy man who loves you instead of a crappy economy. Am I too retarded to understand?

I am a neurotic complainer who tends to rant and rave about pointless shit and my bad luck has been a persistent source of comedy hence the Costanza comparison. I also never said anything about hairy men being a preference.

Lastly I would say being a selfish sleaze goes hand in hand with most gays I've met.

hyumjim

We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic

I hate that this is the most common comparison to a fictional character I get.

Like I understand why I just don't like it.

#even got this at the office a month ago

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punkrock-bottom

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

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dead-twink-storage

They be calling me acetone the way I be sucking that nail polish right off her toes fr fr 💯💯💯

#thanks for bringing this back Kobra

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William Henry Fox Talbot

The Tomb of Sir Walter Scott, in Dryburgh Abbey, 1844

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stacies i need your period blood

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B R U H

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SLURRRRRP

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Randomly generated my ass

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Through the power of not sucking at my job I now am getting an extra 1000 dollars this month.

#which I am sure my benevolent government won't financially molest

We just need one city with a robust nightlife and youth scene that also happens to have a kill on sight policy for influencers and social media types.

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