i am just a fish

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

I love a building with a big atrium. oh that's neat you got some outside in here

blood work? i sure hope it does

I had a dream that I won some competition for which the prize was a taxidermy weasel. Turned out it was actually a weasel taxidermy DIY kit for which they supplied the raw materials only (one live weasel).

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

One of the more interesting thing I've noticed after transitioning for a fe🛸w yearsth e fuck did you guys just see that what the hell wh what was that

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

wait. the beach that makes you old is an actual movie? 😭 i thought it was just a ben shapiro meme

DID EVERYONE KNOW THIS???

Yeah we went to the beach that makes you know first

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We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

momma didn't raise no pervert i got that on my journey of self discovery

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

respectfully have u never watched it as an adult either?

respectfully why would i watch a kids show that holds no nostalgia for me as an adult?