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adventure time one-off character

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

usamerican civilian stunned to learn that justifying and defending this willing and paid participation (even tho it's the only way to go to college/get a job/whatever nice thing that is apparently worth more than other people's lives and freedoms) is an equally huge red flag fr fr fr

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

im learning other animals

GIRLS!!!! DECENTRALIZE MEN IN YOUR LIFE & LANGUAGE & ACTIVISM! DO IT! JUST STOP CENTERING THEM! ITS ALL I ASK! ITS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day