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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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Fave servant of each class
There was this nice art meme going around ages ago, the one about drawing a favourite FGO servant of each class. Finally I found time to finish at least primary classes.
If only he wouldnât be such a glass cannon!..
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Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America
me after 4 days of self-quarantine
thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg
watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all
âwe couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggsâ excuse me what the fuck
things are getting fun
what the fuck
excuse me
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
fucking finally admittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video iâm really not as phased by this as i thought i would be
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ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch
MONSTER HUNTER WORLD MODDING COMMUNITY IS BY FAR THE BEST
112 DAYS UNTIL PADORU PADORUÂ
I was going to make a little video without B-52, but I think he made it betterÂ
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oh good
wow i love cards against humanity
Climbing a ladder is so intensive in Pokemon Sword and Shield that it stops all overworld animations. This is what they cut your favorite Pokemon for.
she eat the nĂśgget
NerĂś demmands nĂśgget
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Itâs the first anniversary of Bowsette! It felt just like yesterday Iâm 2 days late so I made 2 images in commemoration~
The original Tumblr post never actually did catch on on this site haha https://haniwahead.tumblr.com/post/178252273444/the-super-crowns-some-spicy-new-mario-lore-lemme
This is dumb
Engi-WHEREVERYOUARE
WelpâŚÂ I believe that the heart does go on
aw heck ye.
(via @alexquintanilla on twitter)
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youâve missed: The concept of âpurpleâ Didnât always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his âwine-dark sea.â
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iâm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youâre not wrong About Homerâs wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youâve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word âpurpleâ, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
âRoses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.â
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher
@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao
This post has evolved.
I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.
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Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/
This is what stepping on a landmine feels like
