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hi i'm jordan
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Lestat is a character who instead of a brain has a porcelain powdered wig baroque figure that you have to reason with and that makes him commit atrocities. Other vampires try to peer into his mind to obtain information about him and it’s just this thing:
if laura gilpin wrote a poem about expansion phase 2 for the victoire
Would you fuck a guy with absolutely nothing going for him?
Sure let's give him something to be excited about

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Tritone e sirena ~ 1908-1909 ~ Giorgio De Chirico (Italian artist and writer born in Greece, 1888-1978)
Textile patterns from the Igbo women’s weaving industry at Akwete, now in southern Abia State. National Library of the Netherlands, The Hague.
cancelling my espn subscription so i can reactivate my amc+ subscription. pride month
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Some scholars describe "emo" as a culturally-specific third gender[2][3]

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when they get tired of being broke and fulfill the dream of having a micheladas stall
happy last hour of pride month
GIRLS. i love them so much!!!!!!!!
i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this
TIP: you can make your pants way heavier by adding chain from home depot

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my dinner-centric world view
i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies
top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:
• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)
• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)
• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)
• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage
• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”
• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier
• carrying ilya’s bags
• washing ilya’s hair
• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses
• fuck or die