eggplants are an insult to the color purple

Positive net worth? That’s higher than I expected

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

WOAH WHAT?

And people wonder why i love them

I am going to miss them… So much…

This is so very NSFW but also incredibly hilarious and well-illustrated oh my god.

This is AMAZING

I finally watched this and I have so many fucking questions

Wtf

Oh my god

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

i remember falling asleep watching the marathon once and i woke up again at the exact same part of the movie two hours later and i was so damn proud of myself

literally impecable. Im losing my mind

humming is all he could afford

My favorite thing about this is how closely it mirrors me and my friend returning to the dorms piss drunk Freshman year and trying to be normal to convince the desk and security that we don’t need to be stopped or questioned.