fix your hearts or die

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Trans defense contractors: quit your job or detransition.

I'd probably get more of the correct people to see this on twitter lmao

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

i completely understand & agree with the backlash against students using chatgpt to get degrees but some of you are out here saying "getting a degree in xyz means pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters and writing essays through debilitating migraines and having severe back pain from constantly studying at your desk and chugging energy drinks until you get a kidney stone and waking up wishing you were dead every day, and that's just part of the natural process of learning!!!" and like. umm. i don't think that any of us should have had to endure that either. like maybe the solution for stopping students from using anti-learning software depends on college institutions making the process of learning actually sustainable on the human body & mind rather than a grueling health-destroying soul-crushing endeavor

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

I don’t understand the fucking mental gymnastics people do in their heads around masking. Saw someone wear an N95 respirator at a local gathering and vigil, but then walk into the grocery store with it hanging around their neck. Could you possibly think of one other place where it might make sense to wear that mask? Just use your brain for one second, I bet you can figure it out

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

Born without a groove 😔