rose-colored boy

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Eventually we get larger from eating them

notice how everyone is horny today

Settlers of catan

i think its fine to have limited tastes in media if you understand your limitations. like i wont shame someone if they only watch cartoons because thats their choice but i also dont think you can go making hot takes about the horror genre if the scariest thing youve watched this decade was the owl house finale. that seems ill advised.

if you ask a hypotheticalgirl if she exists she'll say "ummmm well maybe..."

u should feed her a realberry

ohhhhhh