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chatgpt, write a short note telling my daughter I don’t fuck with her bc she can’t skate, but in a way that makes me look like a good father

I took the best nap yesterday. I hope this inspires you to take the best nap today

Today at work I was judging someone hardcore bc they left the bathroom without washing their hands but when I went into their stall it reeked of weed so I didn’t report them

I’m not avoidant, I’m just choosing to not to do the activities that stress me out

anybody know the cure to sadbitchitis ?

I want everyone to know I sat freezing in my living room for two hours until I realized I left my front door was open

Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo both have that disease where you want to be the smallest, softest, most prettiest angel girl in the world and they just enable each other

The people in the minimalism subreddit have a serious disease