I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.

it's too bad that being in a jar has such strong connotations. I'd love to be in a jar. a little glass enclosure all to myself. put some leaves and sticks and colorful rocks in there and I'm having a great time

instead of simply calling it jar try specifying to something like aquarium, terrarium, or enclosed habitat to avoid the jar connotations

it's gotta be a jar though

@kittybroker

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that's a burger all the other americans are wrong

where do you live where that's a BURGER

???????? guys what. it has. the burger buns. atp you throw anything inbetween 2 burger buns and its a burger. yall cant really look at me and say a burger bun with like 3 patties, grilled cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and olives is a burger but then see a slightly different kind of meat in burger buns and say its not a burger...... frickin wild bro

no its chicken its a chicken sandwich its not a burger

they should invent a job that doesn’t kill your will to live

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

Can you swap their heads ?

@creatures-in-posts

Confirmed beast post 🐌🐀