I'll fuckin' drink to that

I bet getting Vulcan nerve pinched actually feels good as hell once you wake up

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

I LOVE LIBRARY

WE LOVE LIBRARY USERS

that one friend that got trapped in the time loop and is soooooooooo annoying about it. you tell them a childhood fact and theyre like "you already told me that in the time loop" 🙄 okay sorry i dont remember that? stop flexing your knoweldge of reset timelines dude, its unfair. my mom doesnt even know your name and you're mournfully talking about how the taste of her home cooking reminds you of the time you watched us all die at the dinner table. its fucking weird. nobody wants to hear that while they're eating macaroni dude. cmon. you spent like 10 years in that timeloop arent you like mentally 40 now. 😑😑😑 grow up.

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

and i been liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicking it.

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

it is important to cling to wonder btw

many people grow up and forget what it feels like to be a child. we must remember this. we have to remember what a joy it is to play. to learn. to build connections. to grow. to experience. we must hold onto the things that awe us. we are changed by what we love