the only thing consistent are my inconsistencies

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

Lets abort until its 1/2 of the generation.

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

@funnier-when-objectum

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them