the only thing consistent are my inconsistencies

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

@funnier-when-objectum

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

what’s the mood for july?

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat