the only thing consistent are my inconsistencies

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

animal control to major tom

animal control to major tom

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

Where’s the comic about saddest man ever > most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen

Wrong opinion detected

Green is such a good colour that I dyed my hair green.

hey white people . if u dont know how to pronounce an ethnic persons name *google it* or if its someone ur talking directly to *ask them*. dont fucking do that "erm i dont know how to pronounce but __" or "im gonna butcher this haha" or "im not even gonna bother trying" . ur not funny. do u know what poc think when they hear u saying that ? u sound like a loser asshole and we dont want to spend time with u . im so fucking tired of watching youtube videos about media from my country and hearing those phrases. im tired of people saying that to my face . i respect someone who clearly looked it up and is tryong but says my name wrong over someone who just goes with whatever bad first guess they had without trying. u have too many resources at ur disposal to keep doing this. for the love of god just Fucking Try. if ur confused Just Try.

I highly recommend Forvo.com, the website where native speakers of a language contribute their time and voices to read words and names in their own language. It is a fantastic way to expand your world, open up your ears, and it's way more likely to nab a hit than just googling.

wow , I didn't know this existed, thanks so much for sharing the resource !! I will absolutely be using it now too 🖤

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

Three books into the dungeon crawler Carl series and goddamn I’m so hooked. Hunger games esque alien death dungeon where you must battle your way out but the main character is 1)in his underwear for possibly the whole series 2) asexual TO ME 3) thinks he’s so chill and normal but is very very good at blowing things up in progressively larger ways. His best friend is a cat. It’s gory it’s convoluted it has behind the scenes intergalactic politics and it’s one of the best series I’ve ever read

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

screw nonchalance embrace being crazy and intense about everything

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.