the only thing consistent are my inconsistencies

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled