the only thing consistent are my inconsistencies

Dungeon Crawler Carl is the most extravagant allegory for unionizing

If you told me Book 5 of something called Dungeon Crawler Carl would have me staring at the wall thinking about life, loss, and the evils of heartless capitalism that profits off the misery and death of innocent people as it puts them in awful, impossible situations, I would not have believed it, but here we are.

Remember gamers, “cheating” is only for multiplayer, when you’re on your own it’s “having fun”

Desperately need y’all to know now that this is picking up notes again: this is not about popular minecraft youtuber dreamnotfound, it’s about Pokemon Platinum for the Nintendo DS I’m BEGGING y’all

There are some animals you only see in pictures with very little to compare its size to that make you go into cardiac arrest once you find out how big/small they actually are

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)