Not yet Stolen by the Fae

Welcome to my tumblr blog! Enter freely and of your own will!

Hello, fellow wanderers! Can you be a dear and give me your name? I would never imagine doing anything nefarious with it ;3

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

july is now international boy pussy month

AND HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH

*gesturing to my mutual* this thing is gonna lay eggs in me later

babe are you ok you reblogged Myrrh is everybody's friend again

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

literally trying to assassinate my wife?? no wet food for you tonight lore

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

the romance of hand-plotting. this guy looked at the numbers and drew each of those dots manually, and the image emerged. we can only imagine how he felt

I am wildly more obsessed with this than I expected to be

Color By Numbers but the original artist is the sky itself