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wordfather

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

wordfather

me when i fucking GET you

wordfather

sailatina3

Wait that first time buster meme originated from Asa and Yoru all along?!

sailatina3

3000s

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

3000s

to be honest i forgot he did that

immaspidermenace

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

3000s

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

3000s

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

3000s

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

chuunifox

Autism Representation written by an allistic: My name is John Autism and I like the designated autistic interests

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

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nanoraydx

There’s actually a shitload of hiphop artists rapping about finding hidden artifacts in temples & rooms and it’s not strictly limited to sonic adventure 2

jabberding0

Drawing table from the 1930s

disasterscenario

carriesthewind

I love looking up professors I know on ratemyprofessor and reading the bad reviews for them. "I didn't have time to do the final assignment because I was super busy, and they gave me a zero for it! 1/5 stars." "So disrespectful and rude, they expect THEIR answers to all the questions in the pop quizzes and will call you wrong even if you are right!"

Meanwhile other reviews for the same person will be like, "Very willing to talk and help, even outside of regular hours. All you have to do is show up and follow instructions and you will get an A."

It reminds me of one of my favorite professors in college. Before I took my first class with him, my roommate recognized his name and warned me that she had heard he was super sexist. I was alarmed, and spoke to the person who called him sexist and was very upset with how he treated her!

...she wanted to take one of his discussion classes, which was, as the name implies, a small class almost entirely focused on in-class discussions, with only a few papers and zero tests. Because of that, it had a strict attendance policy, with a minimal amount of days students could miss before it started affecting their grade. She had asked him if she could make an exception to the policy because she had to pick up her kids from school at the time of the class...and therefore would have to miss approximately half of the classes. He advised her against taking the class that semester, and told her that if she was interested, she should look at taking it another semester, when it would be held at a different time.

furrypost-generator

bitches be sucking farts there

ravingsockmonkey

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

alexseanchai

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

headbenzhawk

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

raccoonmilf

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

leebrontide

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

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elodieunderglass

Thank you so much @eldriwolf !

pocketmoose

I felt compelled

elodieunderglass

Yeah!!!!!

grimandghoulish

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

willowofthehearth

If you’re reblogging this maybe also do a couple stretches. Gods know our back and shoulders could use it.

lilisonna

The aging of the Tumblr userbase does more for my stretching routine then anything else.

Thank you, my generational cousins. I will go and stretch now.

foldingfittedsheets

It is So Boring in the mattress store for kids. It’s basically hell for children because there’s fuckall to do for them.

A couple I was helping earlier had two little ones, three and six, who were behaving in a rather saintly fashion for the average bored kid I see. I tried to engage them with remotes and things while their parents talked.

Eventually they were restless enough that I pulled out notepads and asked if they wanted to draw. The three year old quickly lost interest and I went over to ask her favorite animal. She told me “elephant” so to delight and amaze her I started drawing an elephant. Usually kids are into it.

When I was done she pronounced, “It looks like a giraffe.”

I staggered back melodramatically but actually laughing hysterically and said, “There goes my art degree!”

The parents laughed and said kids were harsh critics. When they checked out they saw my elephant doodle on the desk and both did a double take like, “Woah, that’s a really good elephant!”

“Yeah, I actually did go to art school, but it’s okay. My niece wasn’t very impressed with my drawings at that age either.”

foldingfittedsheets

Behold, a giraffe.

hphatecraft

The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird and unpalatable and unrelatable and it's seemingly impossible to ever forge meaningful connections with people ever again

blignick

whatcoloristhatcat

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

rickybabyboy

you forgot the attacking and violence

kenapiece-main

lets fucking KILL mama

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cameoappearance

It occurs to me that if you got good at quick realistic sketches, you could be really popular with vampires of the type who don't have a reflection even in non-silvered modern mirrors. As long as you could trust them not to eat you for accurately drawing them with their gothy makeup smudged or their outfit looking tacky, anyhow.

shinyhappygoth

That depends whether or not you live in the world of Bram Stoker's earlier notes, where not only do vampires not have a reflection or cast a shadow, but accurately depicting them in any way is likewise impossible! If you're in that version of things, then it's probably going to be more frustrating for both of you the better an artist you otherwise are, and you are almost certainly getting et.

cameoappearance

This is true! Avoid offering your services to Early Access Dracula.

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