HOT RUSSIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA

Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

you guys really think i would lie about the minecraft java edition 26.1 herobrine abortion

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

therapist: no

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

sad day in the new’s

sorry i have a headache all I can make is cool 90s jungle music when I have headaches... its not very inspired... but it's all I can do when I have a headache.

The furry artist wants to draw feet to my music? How could I possibly refuse!

Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

Oh we’re engaged now btw 💍

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

snoopy of the day