i love you (both)

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

In my head it's 3-0 I don't care

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

[Flirting] What’s your partner like? What’s your partner think of this? Does your partner like this? Wait wait show this to your partner. Huh? No I don’t care what you think I wanna know what your partner thinks about this-

they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

This is the normal bus experience in Sri Lanka. The worst most migraine-inducing shit blasted in your ear drums wondering whether this is the last thing you will ever hear in life because the bus driver is auditioning for Grand Theft Auto in downtown traffic

This is also the bus experience in Brasil sometimes, it sucks

Mamdani is basically like: "Actually, a politician can be like they are in kids cartoons, where they actually are people who ultimately care about the people and also made puns, and also are just wearing a suit everywhere."

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

HP Lovecraft notoriously was a shut-in because he was afraid of pretty much everything that was not an ablebodied English-speaking white guy.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

reblogged at 1.8M notes

how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

Real.

Reblogged at 1.3M