it's not worth the drama

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

on my supine, straight up jorkin it, and by it let's just say haha my pronis

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

Insensitivity reader to make sure that your characters are ignorant assholes in the ways that make the most sense for the characterization you're trying to achieve

Just get the biggest douchebag in your writing group to tell you what he would have done.

ok no but we really need this service. I read a horror novel whose protagonist was a gay british aristocrat studying classics at oxford and going to Tibet in 1900. And the first roughly third of the book was assuring the audience he was from a woke christian denomination but didn't believe in god and thought that was silly and also his lower class manservant/ boyfriend/ childhood best friend was the top and so he never thought to try and order his BF around. So he's like, woke in a 21st century way. Not racist, not misogynistic, thinks that the classics are so droll for not being more about asia, isn't doing really unethical sex tourism in the east like a LOT of gay aristocrats did in the empire. 1900. it is 1900. He's woke in 1900. the book is about some freaky shit going down in Tibet in 1900 with a british aristo and he's woke. aaaahhhhh!!!!! It's like that post with Eric Cartman giving his fucking pronouns as he/they

Why was the Mormon vampire copying whole pages of PDF?

There's an animated Twilight series??

sparkle. twilight sparkle. the horse.

kiss this babey

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

for..........

…….teen to twenty-eight days

A woman’s place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you’re right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun