Big Chubby Men

He still hasn't hit peak fuckablity for me. But I wouldn't kick him out of my bed.

#10. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor - Yeah… I know, I know. I'm not saying he's a good guy. I'm just saying he looks like a good fuck. Top or bottom. #9. Brendan Gleeson - I'd fuck him as a top or bottom. #8. Brett Rice - He just looks like he'd be a good top.

#7. David Perdue - With that dick. I just want to give him I try. #6. Gary Patterson - Again… with that dick. I just want to give him I try. #5. Sid Miller - I use to think he'd be a champion fucker till I heard he had back problems. But Sid seems the type to hurt his back just to prove he can still fuck like a champion.

#4. Carl XVI Gustaf - From all the rumored whores, stripers and mistresses. And he still looks like he's got at least one good fuck in him. #3. Sonny Perdue - Another guy who looks like a good fucker. #2. Tom Homan - You can't tell me he's not a good fucker.

#10. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor - Yeah… I know, I know. I'm not saying he's a good guy. I'm just saying he looks like a good fuck. Top or bottom. #9. Brendan Gleeson - I'd fuck him as a top or bottom. #8. Brett Rice - He just looks like he'd be a good top.

#7. David Perdue - With that dick. I just want to give him I try. #6. Gary Patterson - Again… with that dick. I just want to give him I try. #5. Sid Miller - I use to think he'd be a champion fucker till I heard he had back problems. But Sid seems the type to hurt his back just to prove he can still fuck like a champion.

#4. Carl XVI Gustaf - From all the rumored whores, stripers and mistresses. And he still looks like he's got at least one good fuck in him. #3. Sonny Perdue - Another guy who looks like a good fucker. #2. Tom Homan - You can't tell me he's not a good fucker.

Starting this summer, your old man decided to finally treat himself. He had always worked diligently as a sales representative. Good pay, little time off. However, taking a break from work, he finally had the time to splurge on himself. And when he said splurge, he meant it.

Your dad quickly bought all of his summer essentials: a cooler to be stocked with beer, a picnic set, a fresh grill, and new swimwear. The final item, a sleek black speedo, was unfortunately delayed in arriving. However, that didn't stop him from lazing by the pool all summer.

This sedentary lifestyle had fast-acting results. His frame, always a bit chunky, quickly ballooned into a plump figure of jiggling lard. Daily ice cream and cool treats built heft on his paunch, eventually developing into a meaty overhang. Thickening thighs brushed together as he made fewer attempts to leave the poolside. His tits, sagging from age, now found new vitality as they filled with fresh fat. He had truly become a sight of indulgence and "self care".

At the end of summer, that pesky speedo finally found its way to your door. The man it came for, however, was certainly not the man who had ordered it. Not just in figure, but in quality of life. Your dad was truly fat and happy, and you could be no more proud of him for it.