shrek it in my butt

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Why are Lions called "The King of the Jungle"? Lions don't live in the fucking Jungle, they live on the Savannah. If Lions are the King of the Jungle, Humans are the God Emperors of the Abyssal Zone.

Show daddy that nice picture again

This was a calculated decision, but not an intelligent or logical one. This was an emotional calculation, motivated by anger, fear, and disgust. Those supporting it chose to set our house on fire to kill our nudist roommate, and now want sympathy for how they lost their (our) house. There is no explanation needed for their actions, and no forgiveness to be had for them.

by 2050 all the original King of the Hill episodes will be lost media, only survived by their youtube poop versions. another 200 years and these will be considered canonical

Now show me countries ranked by children shot in schools

Seems plausible.

You know, I'm getting really tired of Eurocentrists thinking that Europe has been the only civilized culture in the entire history of humanity while everyone else was just savage when a quick Google search can easily disprove this lmao

We all know who this post is for.

It's for everyone, because those are both phrases everyone should know.

I learned these phrases against my will

I learned "big booty latina" from Shadow The Hedgehog.