Ezra

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

Brainfart

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

i work at a small town market and we sell ice cream by the scoop and every so often someone will come in and be like oh… i should be staying skinny for summer but i want a scoop… and i’ll say well summer is actually a perfect time to gain weight have you seen those bears in katmai national park? they’re eating salmon all day to prepare for winter and then they get the ice cream and don’t feel bad about it because everybody should be using summer to plump up for winter. long ask but basically thank you for running this blog bc now i can help people enjoy ice cream better

how to have a sturgeon summer:

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.