Ezra

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

your brother is basically a classic person to kill

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

What on Earth do certain trans women hope to gain by codifying their oppression as the only oppression worth paying attention to? By closing themselves off from intersectionality and solidarity and their trans brothers and siblings? Isolation means you are weaker in the fight, excluding people gains nothing whatsoever.

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

Blorbo from my scrolls....