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This night shift can’t pass fast enough, someone talk to me pls.

I just want to live with the girl I’m in a committed relationship with, travel with her, go on cute picnics, slow dance the nights away in our living room and never stop falling in love with each other

lucy liu deserves the lesbian cult following that cate blanchett has and you can’t change my mind

people are always on the side of ‘what if it doesn’t work?’. well, what if it does.

the best kind of bird are the really short and fat ones. i love them 

!!!!! beautiful!! this is the best bird in the world!!!!!!!! 

Stop chasing people. If they block you, cut off contact, ignore you… Let them go. Let those who naturally gravitate to you enjoy your energy. We spend so much time begging for those who wouldn’t blink twice at the thought of you. Cherish those who are there by choice, and not there because you chased them every time they decided to escape.

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness

Wait why do lesbians like chris hemsworth? Im not trying to sound condescending or anything but im genuinely puzzled and curious 😶

he plays thor and lesbians love thor also he just seems nice! he’s big