Ends and Odds

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

Anyone who says they’ve read all 1000 is a liar because one of them is a huge cookbook and no one is actively joy reading that.

I got 128 but there are so many on here that I was like “Did I read that? I think I read that” especially in the kids’ section. Like, I *must* have read ‘Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret" but I have no actual recollection of having done so LOL

158, but there were a some that I thought I might have read but can't remember specific titles from those authors, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

in the tags: you have been granted the ability to bring back three (but only three) cancelled shows for at least one more season. What do you choose?

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

Happy Yeaster

I think I've said something to this effect before but the thing about paul the sixth is that to themself they feel like a powerful happy whole person made from the souls of two people who loved nothing more than to be together meanwhile everyone else looks at them and sees a double headstone

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

so we do it very slowly then

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

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