C.M.C. (i'm dynamite)

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

worked as a helpdesk agent for years and can confirm this is absolutely true, and also it's not only men. people just don't read. they get to the first action item and just stop there.

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

If you broaden your horizons just a little, there's a whole world of hobbies out there that destroy your knees instead

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

If you're crying a lot make sure to drink water.

On a related note, remember that "if its stupid but it works, it aint stupid" applies to reasons to keep going too

why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.