www.nope.org

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

Hey kids, have you heard of the hottest new summer trend? It's called lying under a tree and looking up at the sunlight dancing through the leaves, and all the cool kids are doing it.

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask