a mess but in an artistic way

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

oh my godddd everyone GROW UP....... "i didn't need to learn anything in high school or middle school even it's just not relevant to my life" the public school teacher's job is not to only give YOU PERSONALLY relevant information it is to attempt to open as many informational doors to as many children as humanly possible in a wildly devalued and overtaxed system . you are TWENTY EIGHT. it is GOOD that they taught you higher level algebra even though you are a graphic designer. and, you know what, maybe it's not ABOUT YOU! there were thirty other kids in that fucking room with you! i can just about GUARANTEE one of them DID in fact wind up needing it!!!! bitches just need everything to be about THEM all the TIME even though they're THIRTY YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.