Shake Me And Hear The Filament Rattle

it's chew on her fin chewsday

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

fanbases are soooo rabid nowadays. all you do is sing a silly song and suddenly you're getting anon messages asking where's THEIR water buffalo, why don't THEY have a water buffalo

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

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