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THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

And if I were Ms.President I would do well to make sure Golden Freddy can no longer harm the american people

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits