cat /proc/mdstat

what base is it when she lets you flush the hydraulics in her heavy-duty limbs

someone's gotta do it, water dissolving into that ain't no good for anyone

Those pesky hygroscopic fluids. . .

🤣🤣🤣

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

My enby boyfriend is ace and I'm demi. We don't have sex because we don't have those urges but we are so fucking gay for each other.

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

*everything is covered in dog residue*

sorry if all of my posts have a vaguely sadomasochist undertone to them. it’s because i’m a sadomasochist

no but seriously bring back cucumbers

Peeled, sliced, salted, and drizzled with lime juice makes for a tasty and hydrating snack.

Borger and Slyder

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

Biiiiig stretch. . .