Doing what I feel .

Friendly reminder for trump fans who don’t understand the idea of a hyperbole: threatening someone like this is actually illegal and if you do they can punch you as self defense :)

“kid is scared because the armed guard at her school isn’t the armed guard she’s used to” is a particular flavor of horrifying i never imagined, but there it is and here we are

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it

I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

HIS WHAT ???

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

I saw a clip but idk what it's from. Something about a red radio demon? He had like an old announcer sounding radio voice and was red with fangs? There was swearing. It's a new show.

YEAH THATS THE BITCH

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

My front teeth are for biting and tearign and my back teeth are for grinding and chewing!!!! Fuck!!!!!

4TV really out here helping us be high-tech lowlifes in preparation for the coming cyberpunk dystopia huh

Johnny Mnemonic is peak Keanu also and everybody should watch that movie

If you watch the movie, not only do you get to watch Keanu Reeves do that thing that he does, but also you won’t have to read the book. Win-win.

It

Fuck this post I just did exactly that at this

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

I love how there are two versions of this post now, one that's "ugh why do we let men write stories" and another that's "actually this is a book where the main character is a rich person who, as we all know, don't know how to act fucking normal"

This man roofied his own drink

Molly water

Hate being sober - chief keef feat 50 cent

man got his OWN brand of molly pill. a flex.