ghoul rights!

Gouge his eyes out Sunday or whatever

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

puzzling the rap world with my debut describing myself as "like a white macklemore" despite not being white and my lyrical style being very obviously a copycat of epic rap battles of history's portrayal of darth vader, even going as far as to imitate the respirator noises with my mouth