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@warwxlf
just imagine she’s on a stool or something of sorts, but have a Ceres gently kissing Captain’s forhead bc 1) she missed him and 2) he deserves it.
He still has to bend down a little for her to even reach but when he gets that gentle smooch, he doesn’t regret it. He merely gave her those big confused puppy eyes dogs give you when you smooch them. And then there is the head tilt.
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☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. I LOVE ONE HANS
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Happy New Year! Here's something to sweeten your inbox: GRIM, MY DUDE. i still can't believe i stumbled on your blog one day, hoped that you'd come back when i saw you were inactive for a year, AND THEN THE DAY AFTER YOU DID. it was FATE. you are a super special awesome cupcake and a real OG, let me tell ya. your passion for Captain is amazing, and translates so well when you write him and make headcanons for him - please don't ever leave, you are just so awesome! hope we write more soon pal!
I swear if it weren’t for Cookie here, I’d be completely lost whenever I have time to check back in. Not to mention your enthusiasm is so contagious. I’ve been in this fandom for probably 8+ years now? Never archived the blog or anything so this place is a crypt by now. But even if I wanted to cut ties it’s not like I can bring myself to leave. Hellsing was one of the first Animes I ever got into and has a very special place in my heart. Not to mention I still sometimes rewatch it. You just make it so much more fun to be here again, thanks for that Cookie. I hope you have a happy new year too ❤
I love @kttcn and if anything happened to her -- I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Not that I’m complaining, but why are there so many Hazbin blogs following Hans???
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As much as Kajil loved the snow and ice, being short in a ridiculously heavy blizzard was something of an inconvenience. A bit over waist high and powdery< it is absolutely going to ruin his clothes. No more than the splashes of blood though, it was lucky these aren't clothes he likes. Vaguely he wonders how long those corpses of ...whoever those angry men had been would last. ~FleshTatteredFleshReborn
( @fleshtatteredfleshreborn )
He wasn’t really sure what he was looking at or why he was seeing it in the middle of a blizzard, but it did not feel like it was any of his business. No, most of this had become normal. And again, none of his business...
Ceres stares very intensely at Captain's bleeding hand :>
He gives her the ‘don’t even think about it’ look.
(( Mun, what's a verse you've wanted to write with your Muse that you haven't been able to?)) ~ glory-hasnoplacehere (
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Child Verse. I build up my own headcanons for it and I’d really like to roleplay Hans as a little boy. Whether it be when he already became part of Millennium or before that. Doesn’t matter to me. Just child Hans is just something so incredibly pure and innocent. Not to mention the fact that he still has to learn how to control his werewolf curse as well as being turned into the Major’s personal bodyguard. There is so much potential to write really wholesome and really angsty stuff.
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@warwxlf
Concealed in the shadow of an entryway, former SS-Rottenführer Moritz von Stockhausen watched the Major stop on the bridge of the Deus Ex Machina.
It was late; moonlight streamed through the windows, casting the interior of the hall in strange contours. Pillars that seemed sturdy in daytime when the windows were shut and the rooms flooded with light had been granted absurd proportions, their bodies thinning into points the higher one’s eyes trailed up. Across the polished floor, shadows flickered and danced, teasing Moritz with their possibilities when nothing, he knew, could possibly be outside.
He was going to kill him. Walther P38 in hand, he inched around the archway to get a better glimpse of their battalion’s leader, the man who had been gathering them for the last forty years. His suit had been freshly pressed that morning, Moritz could tell — it glowed an eerie white against the blacks and greys of the airship, an undeniable statement of power.
I am not like you. I am something greater.
Like hell he was. Forty years Moritz had been a vampire — forty years he’d been immortal, lured by the promise of gunsmoke and war, of triumphing over death for his aging wife and daughter. Millennium had denied his request to convert either into vampires, asking him whether it was his intention to send both of them to their deaths in an all-out war. No — they were going to be kept safe, the Major had told him through his unsettling grin as he signed off on the paperwork for their new flat in Brazil. We’ll keep them here in the meantime.
One year later, the gas main where his wife and daughter lived exploded. They’d died instantly, nothing left of them but charred corpses that hadn’t even opened their mouths to scream and Moritz, who was legally dead, had no say in the funeral. They were buried in daylight hours, when he was unable to attend.
Sick fuck. Moritz raised the pistol, aiming for the back of the Major’s head. Already cocked, all it needed was for him to pull the trigger, and with no one around, not his entourage, not the Doctor, not even the Captain, nothing would get in the way of his revenge, a resentment twenty years in the making he had always been too cowardly to obey. He would never get an opportunity like this again.
The Major raised his chin as if to look at the moon. Moritz tensed; his hands began to shake. No! he scolded himself. His resolve wouldn’t falter. Not now. Not now.
Then he saw the lips split open, twisting into a grotesque smile, and slowly begin to move.
“…Heil'ge Götter, himmlische Lenker! Rauntet ihr diess in eurem Rath? Lehrt ihr mich Leiden, wie keiner sie litt? Schuft ihr mir Schmach, wie nie sie geschmerzt…”
He laughed softly, turned his head with a slowness that would have frozen Moritz’s blood in his veins if he were alive, and snapped his fingers.
“Captain. Dispose of the rebel.”
Even if one could not see the Captain, the veteran was always around. Much like the Major’s shadow. Unnoticed by anyone else but never far away and even if there was a distance between him and the leader - the Captain would always return to the man’s side within a second. Much like a loyal dog would. And that was all the soldier did for the past years. Remain by the Major’s side and protect him. No one ever saw him fight properly, none of these vampires truly knew. They were fledglings compared to the old BEAST.
And so no one was aware of how silent the Captain could be.
So when the traitor’s finger actually managed to pull the trigger - all the bullet hit was the Captain’s palm as he stretched it out to shield the leader from the bullet. It was crushed in his grip, not a single wound left. The only trace left, was the hole in his glove.
And in that moment Rottenführer Moritz, a man hardened by many battles and losses, dropped his weapon as he realized that he was faced with certain death. With each step the large man took, the more teeth Moritz bared. As if his vampire instincts showed themselves behind the mask of the former father and husband. However, in a contest of baring fangs, it was Captain Hans Günsche who always came out on top.
A simple bullet would not cut it with his kind, it might also demolish the furniture. So the Captain chose a more... Traditional way of disposing. By reaching his hand out to grab the man’s face and crush his skull in a single, fluid motion. He knew the doctor would complain about the mess but it was the quickest way of removing a vampire and a deserving way to die for a traitor.
With the command fulfilled, Hans returned to the man’s side, hands calmly resting by his sides and any trace of animalistic rage faded from his features.
⊗ — for 3+ headcanons on our muses
for narrative purposes , these are a mix of hcs compiled from the prominent millennium au threads we’ve worked on , && then some . && of course , they’re more than five ; haha what are you talking about , Captain dying ? that never happened right ? 1 ) it’s not a logical conclusion to state that , Ceres’s so - called ‘ infatuation ’ with Captain stems from a coping mechanism to shield herself from the abject horrors that is Millennium as a whole ( aka Stockholm Syndrome ) ——— personally , being the die - hard romantic that i am ( and mostly bc of Captain’s character explicitly ) somewhere along the line , i’m sure there is ( or could be ) a genuine comradeship , but generally the more intimate aspects of this strange , complex bond is based off of survival . in addendum , however , post - war && all the bullshit , Ceres is able to self - reflect more , && the romantic induced feelings are able to develop organically && more naturally . speaking strictly on her end , of course . despite having said all of this , one thing is clear ; Ceres does care for Captain , && she definitely sees him as someone dear . 2 ) they frick frack . a lot . 3 ) there’s mutual respect for the other’s abilities ——— i wouldn’t necessarily say that Ceres is on par with Captain ( not even close tbh — you can’t tell me he wasn’t holding back during their fight on the zeppelin ) but just the fact that she would even try is enough . carrying this to our interactions , i would say her respect for him comes from the fact that he’s endured so much . it kind of contradicts his ‘ raison d’etre ’ per se , but for Ceres , the fact that he’s still standing ( even if it’s for a ‘ meaningless existence ’ via servitude ) says a lot about this beast’s fortitude . it both scares && fascinates her . 4 ) Ceres , not out of moral obligation , but out of genuine kindness && care for Captain , wants to help him find a reason to live . she knows that she doesn’t know anything about him beyond whatever information she was able to research about this man , && she knows she can’t fix him ——— you can’t just grab someone who’s been through trauma && literal brainwash && whatever else , && just make all trouble && internal suffering to just vanish . she knows she’s only seeing the tip of the iceberg , but she wants to try . the reason she has strong feelings on this matter is because , unironically , she sees herself in Captain . he reminds her of the time everything she had was taken away ——— namely when her father was pronounced dead ( she was only 10 ) && how everything in her just shut off . she was a walking husk ( to this day she still doesn’t necessarily remember the next three years or so about her life of that point ) . so basically to see someone who never quite left that stage leaves her determined ( almost panicked , even ) to do something about it . a manner of projection . 5 ) undoubtedly , if / when counting their more intimate endeavors , after a time Ceres feels extremely guilty because in a way she’s taking advantage of his mental state for carnal purposes . after that realization , Ceres focuses more on developing platonic / amicable elements of their strange relationship && Captain’s overall well being . 6 ) did i mention they still frick frack . 7 ) Ceres has a personal quota for Hans every day ——— which is to try && get him to react to something , anything , at least once . even if it results in something as simple as a sigh , or a twitch . the closest she’s gotten thus far is an exasperated exhale . it counts . 8 ) Captain is legit always physically holding her back from slaughtering the Major . once she was a ( literal ) hair’s breadth from plunging some scissors into Major’s eyes ( the tip of the blade barely touched his glasses ) , && despite fighting with every ounce of physical strength she had at her disposal , it was for naught . she ended up with aching arms for a week after that encounter . Ceres never holds it against him though . 9 ) she gets absolutely feral if anyone refers to him as a ‘ mutt ’ ——— close to going apeshit even . Captain always manages to prevent any casualties though . a good example of such .
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If you had to, and i mean REALLY had to, and you were able to give a voice for Hans, who'd be your voiceclaim?
I honestly never really thought about it because I got so used to Hans being mute? But I’d assume his voice is very deep and gruff but also kinda soft and gentle in a way? I had no specific character in mind so I tried finding something casual and picked a scene from The Pianist - Hosenfeld the soldier has a voice kinda like that.
From the pitch and how deep it sounds? Jason Momoa would be a good fit.
it has occurred to me (user gctita @ tumblr) that i've never ONCE done this, so i'm here to remedy that: kisses Hans straight up on the lips :>
He didn’t move a muscle when ice cold lips pressed against his. She had to stretch really far to even reach his face, he feared she might fall over for a moment. But instead she focused on keeping her lips pressed against his until gravity took its toil. They parted with the faintest of kissing noises, not thanks to the Captain, who’s lips had barely moved at all.
He was too taken aback by the sudden action and merely tilted his head at her when his red eyes met her. Much like a dog which wasn’t quite sure what was going on right now. He knew WHAT she did. But didn’t quite know why she did it. The situation did not seem fitting for such an action, they were both working after all.
Was this gesture to encourage him? Maybe..
Just a lil experiment.
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