LokiAngel

MC- So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?  Belphie- Depends. Is your bed comfortable?  MC- Yes.  Belphie- I'd sleep.

Trey- When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Riddle, stirring a cup of tea aggressively-Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Rook, who broke into the Dorm an hour ago- Two sugars please.

Riddle- Coming right up.

Mammon- I want to kiss you.  MC, not paying attention-What?  Mammon, sweating-I said if ya’ die, I wont miss you!

Floyd- I don't like Sci-fi, I love murder mysteries! Yuu, trying to impress him- I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Leona- Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Yuu- It was autocorrect.

Leona- Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Yuu- Yes.

Floyd- Will you join me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.

Riddle- 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。

Floyd- What the…?

Riddle- 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました…

Floyd- Is that actually the Bible?!

Riddle- …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。

Floyd- And you stopped breathing, too?!

Malleus- Your right Lilia, I should live a little....I want to do something....stupid.

Yuu, stops eating their soup- I'm stupid, do me...

Riddle- You know, sometimes it’s fine to admit when you were wrong.

Azul, Sipping his tea after accidentally adding salt- I just like the way it tastes.

Mc- EVERY BITCH CAN'T BE YOUR SON

Diavolo-....

Mc-Dia i didn't mean-

Diavolo, teary eyed-How could you say that to the Lord Diavolo..?

Mc-Dia...

Ortho- I'd roast you, but my brother says you can't burn trash.

Ortho- puts on sunglasses and model walks out of the room

Deuce, interviewing for an Essay in Treins class- What’s your biggest fear?

Yuu- I am incredibly arachnophobic.

Deuce, wide eyed- Your scared of spiders getting married?

Mammon- Breathes

Leviathan-What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to that.

Epel- Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Ace- Thats because your too short to do so.

Epel-.....

Epel- Now listen 'ere you fuckin—

Ace- I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Yuu- Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

Malleus walks in Yuu- Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.