#omswd mc

I honestly forgot that Asmo is the only brother that has a private bathroom in their room, meaning that everybody else including MC has to share one..

Note: I always assumed that MC has their own bathroom, cause I REFUSE to share one with 6 men especially as a woman 😭

With that being in mind, imagine how chaotic it is every morning when you walk by the bathroom with the door wide open seeing everyone in there getting ready.

Mammon is on the toilet, Belphie is sleeping in the bathtub with the shower still running while Levi is standing just outside yelling at him to hurry up, Lucifer and Satan are shoving each other in front of the bathroom mirror fighting over who gets to use the sink, and Beel made a detour to the kitchen and brought his entire breakfast in there.

You stand there processing how you're going to squeeze yourself into this mess when Asmo walks over, casually mentioning that you're always welcome to use his bathroom. Instead of dealing with them, the two of you slip away and spend the mornings in his bathroom, savouring his uninterruped moments with you. Taking your time getting ready, sharing each other's skincare products and ending with the two of you taking a shower together if you're feeling bold.

Mc: You're lying *dramatic*, you don't even know which civilization ruled during the Pleistocene jellyfish era.

Mammon: !!! I'll try harder! I promise.

Satan: Mc…

Mc: Yes?

Satan: I have to say, I don't know anything about the Pleistocene jellyfish era either.

Mc: Oh, that's because it doesn't exist, I made it up.

Satan: Why would you do that?

Mc: To keep Mammon away from gambling for a few days.

Satan: *speechless*

Mc: Lucifer has already given him a warning, and this way he'll spend a few days studying hard. I feel bad for him… but at least it works.

Satan: I admire the way you love my brother, Mc, and I respect you for your efforts in this lost cause.

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Mammon: You

MC: Me?!

Mammon: I'm scared that one day you'll look in the mirror and see yourself the way I see you. You'll realize just how amazing you are and that you deserve someone better than me...

MC: ....

Switching it up bc Solomon threw up so now I have to call up my side hoe.

He’s probably thinking oh let go of me bitch so yeah.

⋆˚࿔˖° Imagine him fucking you in the shower by holding your entire body up effortlessly, large hands gripping the inside of your thighs and dragging you up and down his cock like a ragdoll.

✧˖°. Imagine him groaning into your ear, face buried in your neck so he could nip and suck at it all while the slaps of skin against skin echo louder than the water hitting the tiles.

⋆˚࿔˖° Imagine him bottoming out with every thrust, easily adjusting you how he wanted so that he hit that spot deep inside you that had you going limp in his arms.

✧˖°. Imagine his hold getting tighter, biceps flexing while he pounds you impossibly faster like his own personal fleshlight—the sound of his balls slapping against your ass and his groans drowning out the water splashing against your bodies.

⋆˚࿔˖° Imagine him cumming so deep inside you; his very own claim for nobody else to see. Still holding you against him as if you weighed nothing, he pulls out just to watch his release drip down your thighs.

✧˖°. Imagine him later gazing in the mirror as you do your skincare, admiring the red streaks you left across his back with a look of triumph. Before you know it he’s leaning over you with a tent in his pants and suggesting another shower. ⭑.ᐟ

But now add that mc is female...males and females have different dressing rooms....the only female along with mc is thirteen...

Thirteen gets to see Mc naked.

Do you understand what kind of WAR that would start? Thirteen more smug than anyone else knowing what's about to go down, also ik she's gonna be enjoying the view if yk what i mean

Imagine Mammon is worried about his cooking not being good enough for you until he sees your eyes go red as you take your first bite.

Or Lucifer sees you being insulted by a demon and he's worried you won't stand up for yourself, so he looks for the flash of green in your eyes.

Or Belphie makes a *questionable* noise while he stretches after waking up and barely catches the glint of pink before you turn away.

I'm returning to my roots lmao. Really I just want a break from all the bigger stuff I'm working on amongst other series.

There's only one bath other than Asmo, Luci's, and Mc's private bathrooms because they all usually take baths together as demon forms have spots that are very hard to clean.

Satan once got his horns stuck in the curtains and instead of letting Lucifer help he started crying and fighting. The tears of course made Lucifer panic and get Mammon, who received a less violent response.

The twins are the biggest Menaces on April Fool's day. Don't be fooled by Beel's quiet nature, he's just as good at pranks as Belphegor.

Lucifer, when he has the energy, plays pranks on his siblings. His most recent was turning all the portraits upside down which pissed Asmo and Satan off so much. His pranks are always around the same level of silly as when he freezes Mammon's card in literal ice.

Leviathan tried to participate in April Fools and it brought Mammon into happy tears since Leviathan hadn't joined in centuries.

Asmo regularly sneaks Solomon into the house. Lucifer would rather Asmo bring in cocaine than Solomon.

There's a random chest of Guns in the house and they aren't Lucifer's. It's actually Leviathan's collection since his subordinates in the navy tried to win his favour with gifts, that just so happened to be guns.

Lucifer was in a polycule once and his brother's didn't know until a century later. (remember, peacocks take multiple mates at once and Lucifer is a peacock)

Asmo has blackmail on Lucifer that not even Satan is privy to.

Satan has burned a book once. It was I have no Mouth and I must Scream. He was not ok after reading it and he quietly threw it into the fireplace. Mammon was very concerned and got Satan a book on cats to replace it.

The brothers know Levi and Satan write fanfics, they just don't ask. Except Asmo, Asmo wants to know.