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this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀
there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)
sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too
ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)
From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

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Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"
DERRY GIRLS (2018-2022) 2.01 Across the Barricade
Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
customers the same in all universes
this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here
firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.
you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)
if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

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i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”
Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”
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#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan
“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”
*prolonged silence* “oh my…”
“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”
*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”
Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”
The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.
Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.
actual footage of first contact makeouts
The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.
That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.
I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.
No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”
And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.
Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.
#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)
Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture
Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job
honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”
no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS
I watched the movie "Yossi & Jagger" released in 2002, the film tells about the secret love between two officers.
Captain Yossi leads a company at a snow-covered base, and his platoon commander, nicknamed "Jagger," is his subordinate and secret lover.
Jagger himself, with his facial features, looks very much like Rodney to me at certain points.
This movie is a war drama with a sad ending, but I saw parallels with John and Rodney in the main characters (and because one of them looks like a younger version of McKay). Maybe someday I'll redraw some of the scenes, or after watching this movie, it will inspire someone to write a sad fanfiction about these two, where McKay may not survive, and John will hide his feelings from outsiders, and no one will know what happened between them.
Please forgive me for the obvious spoilers, but overall, I really enjoyed the movie itself.
The film is about the love of two people who love each other where it is deadly dangerous. And this secret makes their relationship really difficult and tender.
stratt and grace and the rest of the phm science team running on 4 cumulative hours of sleep at an unscheduled conference. dimitri and lokken are trying to explain a new complication in the hail mary's fueling system and the resources necessary to iron it out but they keep getting interrupted by government officials butting in until grace (who doesn't even look up from his laptop and checked out of the conversation two days ago) snaps "we raise our hands to speak"
complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire face behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)
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The Ultimate Star Trek Voyager Tournament
The tournament has ended, and we have our winner!
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The tournament was finished a week ago, I’m sorry for posting this so late. I’ve been a bit overwhelmed by life… Anyway, here’s a placement list for all the episodes after this tournament!
1st place: Year of Hell
2nd place: Night
3rd place: The Killing Game
4th place: Scientific Method
5th-8th place: Deadlock, Resolutions, Counterpoint, Relativity
9th-16th place: Threshold, Macrocosm, The Q and the Grey, Future’s End, Worst Case Scenario, Scorpion, Timeless, Bride of Chaotica!
17th-25th place: Meld, Death Wish, The Thaw, Coda, Waking Moments, Message in a Bottle, One, Latent Image, Equinox
26th-44th place: Caretaker, Parallax, Eye of the Needle, Prime Factors, Emanations, Resistance, Dreadnought, Day of Honor, Concerning Flight, Living Witness, Dark Frontier, Course: Oblivion, Barge of the Dead, Blink of an Eye, Child’s Play, Muse, Shattered, Workforce, Endgame
45th-80th place: The Cloud, The 37’s, Projections, Twisted, Persistence of Vision, Alliances, Prototype, Innocence, Tuvix, Flashback, The Chute, Remember, Alter Ego, Blood Fever, Distant Origins, Real Life, Displaced, The Gift, The Raven, Random Thoughts, Hunters, Demon, Drone, Extreme Risk, Once Upon a Time, Thirty Days, Nothing Human, Tinker Tailor Doctor Spy, Riddles, Memorial, One Small Step, Collective, Life Line, The Void, Lineage, Friendship One
81st-160th place: the rest of the episodes :)
Year of Hell was a predictable but worthy winner! I wish Distant Origins, Living Witness and Blink of an Eye had made it further, but I was happy to be surprised during the tournament. Thanks again to everyone who followed this long tournament, I loved hearing all of your opinions and gaining new appreciation for episodes <3
i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
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