Let's see what's coming

what if you had a cunty little bob and a fun knife collection and then your best friend died and you bring him back inside your head and somehow you become a mother and a father and a sister at once to a child who MIGHT be two of your dead friends and then you become nonbinary and find out that child is actually the soul of the earth. happened to my good friend paul.

when discussing the comparative merits of crafts and why or why not they were used at various times in history, it is VITAL to remember that we didn't put wheels on suitcases until the 1970s. Sometimes a technique would be great, but you just haven't thought of it. If you haven't invented knitting it doesn't matter how knitting compares to weaving. You cannot choose a method you do not know. Tools and techniques have to be thought of before they can be used. I am saying this several ways in the hopes of being understood. Everything has to be invented. If it hasn't been invented, it won't be on your list of options for things to use.

wheeled suitcases were a complicated issue that also tied into materials science (the wheels need to be small, light, and strong. historically wheelwrights only got to pick two of three.) and classism (the rich don't carry their own suitcases and the poor can't necessarily afford to pay more for convenience). an invention doesn't just need to be thought of by one clever guy, it also has to make economic sense for a society to adopt it.

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

let's bring back the stop taking videos of strangers without their knowledge discourse because you really must stop doing that

now picture the character powerless and afraid and losing all hope

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i love leaving my pet lit candle alone unattended in the house