kd's back, babes

I’m a Scorpio and that’s why y’all are so cute

I’m a Sagittarius and that’s why y’all have a lot more fun than me

I’m a Gemini and that’s why we are going to be honest

im a leo and thats why this isnt spying oh FUCK

I’m Pisces and that’s why I’ve never been so happy to see

I am a virgo and that’s why y’all have a lot to worry

im a pisces and thats why y’all like me

I’m a Leo and that’s why y’all don’t have to be with me

I’m a Sagittarius and that’s why I was wearing a black and white and blue eyes

im an aquarius and thats why you are not doing this again

I’m a taurus and that’s why I’m asking you to do it for me and I’ll pay you back for the rest of the week and I will be there is a lot of work to do and I will be there at the same time and place and I’ll be there in the morning to see if you can get a good night’s sleep ????????????

I am a Taurus and that’s why my grandpa is a little scary

im a pisces and thats why I cant remember it

i'm a pisces and that's why I was asking you to do the needful and confirm the same

i think anon is saying that other people tag your non ship posts as ships which is still the same issue as them adding on ship stuff but. kinda explains why they pick up traction

I will fight

nah you won’t

O-oh okay you can hold my hands ☺

oh gosh you’re so cute

Aight, now that your hands are full with @repetitive-tautology ’s I’m free to throw my hands 😃

nobody is throwing any hands

Too late, the hands have been yote

I’ll catch your hands and hold them too

guess who else is throwing hands (ง’̀-‘́)ง

I’m going to fight too! Catch these hands and a book

why are there so many of you omg nu no fighting

Me too! Catch these hands and a mf chair!

Kiddo!! Not you too!!

U-um, I’d also like to throw hands… But it’s fine if you don’t want to catch them, I get it, you have a lot on your plate….

oh my god you’re so cute, I’ll catch and hold your hands and I’m adopting you @keefhawfromtexas

No it’s okay really you have a lot on your plate already and I don’t want to bother you 😓😓😓

Nope!! You’re adopted!! Gosh, it takes a lot to bother me kiddo, don’t worry ^.^

A-are you sure…?

Absolutely!! Welcome to my little famILY of niblings hun ^.^

Thank you… God I’m so weird now I feel bad that you adopted me cuz I’m not that great…

You’re sure you want a shy, anxious mess…?

i most certainly do!

Okay. Thank you😊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

:D ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO YEET FISTS

YOU HAVE NOT, THERE IS NO FIST YEETING HERE

LET ME FITE

NO

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME FIIIIIGHT

aaaaand you’re adopted, but no fist yeeting @cause-a-gay-has-got-to-slay

I have so many parents now it’s great :3

oh I’m not a parent, kiddo, I’d be terrible at that - I’m your vodka aunt!! ^.^

Am I hearing a fellow genderfluid peep who’s parent is being a d-bag? I will fight!!

we throwin hands now? cause i got two (somewhat broken but whatevs) hands to throw!

We are most certainly not throwing hands!! Careful kiddo, or I’ll adopt you ^.^

adopt me. i dare you. i am The Problem Childe

ohh you’re heckin adopted, I’m your vodka aunt now ^.^

cool! as the Problem Childe, i will proceed to throw some hands because no one gets to make my vodka aunt feel bad

oh but you’ll make me feel bad if you throw hands at my dad ^.^

I will fight

nah you won’t

O-oh okay you can hold my hands ☺

oh gosh you’re so cute

Aight, now that your hands are full with @repetitive-tautology ’s I’m free to throw my hands 😃

nobody is throwing any hands

Too late, the hands have been yote

I’ll catch your hands and hold them too

guess who else is throwing hands (ง’̀-‘́)ง

I’m going to fight too! Catch these hands and a book

why are there so many of you omg nu no fighting

Me too! Catch these hands and a mf chair!

Kiddo!! Not you too!!

U-um, I’d also like to throw hands… But it’s fine if you don’t want to catch them, I get it, you have a lot on your plate….

oh my god you’re so cute, I’ll catch and hold your hands and I’m adopting you @keefhawfromtexas

No it’s okay really you have a lot on your plate already and I don’t want to bother you 😓😓😓

Nope!! You’re adopted!! Gosh, it takes a lot to bother me kiddo, don’t worry ^.^

A-are you sure…?

Absolutely!! Welcome to my little famILY of niblings hun ^.^

Thank you… God I’m so weird now I feel bad that you adopted me cuz I’m not that great…

You’re sure you want a shy, anxious mess…?

i most certainly do!

Okay. Thank you😊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

:D ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO YEET FISTS

YOU HAVE NOT, THERE IS NO FIST YEETING HERE

LET ME FITE

NO

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME FIIIIIGHT

aaaaand you’re adopted, but no fist yeeting @cause-a-gay-has-got-to-slay

I have so many parents now it’s great :3

oh I’m not a parent, kiddo, I’d be terrible at that - I’m your vodka aunt!! ^.^

Am I hearing a fellow genderfluid peep who’s parent is being a d-bag? I will fight!!

we throwin hands now? cause i got two (somewhat broken but whatevs) hands to throw!

We are most certainly not throwing hands!! Careful kiddo, or I’ll adopt you ^.^

adopt me. i dare you. i am The Problem Childe

ohh you’re heckin adopted, I’m your vodka aunt now ^.^

cool! as the Problem Childe, i will proceed to throw some hands because no one gets to make my vodka aunt feel bad

I will fight

nah you won’t

O-oh okay you can hold my hands ☺

oh gosh you’re so cute

Aight, now that your hands are full with @repetitive-tautology ’s I’m free to throw my hands 😃

nobody is throwing any hands

Too late, the hands have been yote

I’ll catch your hands and hold them too

guess who else is throwing hands (ง’̀-‘́)ง

I’m going to fight too! Catch these hands and a book

why are there so many of you omg nu no fighting

Me too! Catch these hands and a mf chair!

Kiddo!! Not you too!!

U-um, I’d also like to throw hands… But it’s fine if you don’t want to catch them, I get it, you have a lot on your plate….

oh my god you’re so cute, I’ll catch and hold your hands and I’m adopting you @keefhawfromtexas

No it’s okay really you have a lot on your plate already and I don’t want to bother you 😓😓😓

Nope!! You’re adopted!! Gosh, it takes a lot to bother me kiddo, don’t worry ^.^

A-are you sure…?

Absolutely!! Welcome to my little famILY of niblings hun ^.^

Thank you… God I’m so weird now I feel bad that you adopted me cuz I’m not that great…

You’re sure you want a shy, anxious mess…?

i most certainly do!

Okay. Thank you😊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

:D ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO YEET FISTS

YOU HAVE NOT, THERE IS NO FIST YEETING HERE

LET ME FITE

NO

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME FIIIIIGHT

aaaaand you’re adopted, but no fist yeeting @cause-a-gay-has-got-to-slay

I have so many parents now it’s great :3

oh I’m not a parent, kiddo, I’d be terrible at that - I’m your vodka aunt!! ^.^

Am I hearing a fellow genderfluid peep who’s parent is being a d-bag? I will fight!!

we throwin hands now? cause i got two (somewhat broken but whatevs) hands to throw!

We are most certainly not throwing hands!! Careful kiddo, or I’ll adopt you ^.^

adopt me. i dare you. i am The Problem Childe

I will fight

nah you won’t

O-oh okay you can hold my hands ☺

oh gosh you’re so cute

Aight, now that your hands are full with @repetitive-tautology ’s I’m free to throw my hands 😃

nobody is throwing any hands

Too late, the hands have been yote

I’ll catch your hands and hold them too

guess who else is throwing hands (ง’̀-‘́)ง

I’m going to fight too! Catch these hands and a book

why are there so many of you omg nu no fighting

Me too! Catch these hands and a mf chair!

Kiddo!! Not you too!!

U-um, I’d also like to throw hands… But it’s fine if you don’t want to catch them, I get it, you have a lot on your plate….

oh my god you’re so cute, I’ll catch and hold your hands and I’m adopting you @keefhawfromtexas

No it’s okay really you have a lot on your plate already and I don’t want to bother you 😓😓😓

Nope!! You’re adopted!! Gosh, it takes a lot to bother me kiddo, don’t worry ^.^

A-are you sure…?

Absolutely!! Welcome to my little famILY of niblings hun ^.^

Thank you… God I’m so weird now I feel bad that you adopted me cuz I’m not that great…

You’re sure you want a shy, anxious mess…?

i most certainly do!

Okay. Thank you😊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

:D ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO YEET FISTS

YOU HAVE NOT, THERE IS NO FIST YEETING HERE

LET ME FITE

NO

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME FIIIIIGHT

aaaaand you’re adopted, but no fist yeeting @cause-a-gay-has-got-to-slay

I have so many parents now it’s great :3

oh I’m not a parent, kiddo, I’d be terrible at that - I’m your vodka aunt!! ^.^

Am I hearing a fellow genderfluid peep who’s parent is being a d-bag? I will fight!!

we throwin hands now? cause i got two (somewhat broken but whatevs) hands to throw!

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

reblog and tag with your age, so your mutuals know

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