I do drink tea actually

if ysl weren’t cowards it would’ve been connor’s leg in the sheer stockings and heels but alas we don’t live in a perfect world

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

Ilya is stuck in a tuna meltdown day time loop and he keeps trying to make Shane stay but he always fails. He tries everything, keeping it super casual, being really honest and confessing his feelings, trying not to say anything at all but Shane always ends up getting overwhelmed and leaves. Ilya starts just having fun with it, having sex with Shane in every way imaginable, on every surface in his apartment. He learns so much about Shane and falls deeper in love with him which makes it even more devastating that Shane always ends up leaving. This keeps happening until Ilya realizes that Shane has to go through the Rose phase in order to find out who he really is on his own and Ilya has to wait patiently for him to come back and when he finally accepts that he breaks the loop.

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

Black Vulture couple locate Crested Caracara bisexual unicorn across the bar in a rare W for all parties

trophy room this, ilya getting his ass ate that. the real travesty would be if they don't include ilya eating cookies n cream at the hollanders

He’s gonna be eating ice cream in a blanket and doing his happy little pasta shimmy and we’re gonna get to see it….

“i’m leaving” ilya says as he gets up and bood asks “already?” and ilya’s like “yes, shane asked me to leave early” and troy says “you know no one here believe that right?” and ilya goes “but is true, he asked me” and bood’s like “man, we all know you’re the clingy one, just say you want to go home to your husband no one will judge you” and ilya goes again “im telling the truth, shane asked me” and troy says “we all know shane, man, you asked to come and he probably just said “okay” with that little smile he does” and ilya again “i’m telling the truth why no one believes me?”. then cuts to an oblivious shane dancing with anya in the kitchen.