I do drink tea actually

Every time I see a gifset of the stairwell kiss I'm like oh surely this has been slowed down. It hasn't! He is genuinely lingering like that. Do you do that with all your hookups Ilya. Jesus fucking Christ genuinely are you okay. Is the We Meet Up We Fuck Is Simple in the FUCKING ROOM WITH US. what are you DOING man.

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️