yippeeeeeeee

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

they hit the second pjackk

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

NOBODY HELPS ME

Thank you OP. I haven't laughed like that in a really long time.

thats why i do this

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

@tieflingteef

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

pjack is resurrected on the third day of pride. consider that.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this