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Do you know the Muffin Man?

Do you know the Muffin Man, The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man? Do you know the Muffin Man, Whose muffin top leads the way?

Once upon a time, he was the golden boy, the lean athlete who could sprint up stairs without thinking twice. Then somewhere between "I'll start the gym again next week" and "I'll just have one more burger", the legend took a rather... round turn.

Now his snug jeans have become brave little warriors, battling daily against the ever-growing muffin top that proudly spills over the waistband like bread rising out of an overfilled baking tin. Every shirt button has filed a formal complaint, and every belt notch has been forced into early retirement.

The villagers whisper: "Careful... if you hear the waistband creak, the Muffin Man is near."

He still introduces himself like he's the hottest guy in town, but these days the only thing breaking hearts is the stitching on his favorite pair of pants. His six-pack didn't disappear, it was simply buried beneath a family-sized bakery.

Baseball player - 136kg/300 lbs

He was around 76kg in 2022.

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More of this wonderfully squishy fatty! Those giant love handles are hanging over that tight speedo and they seem to grow even more, just like his big and pudgy paunch. It’s hilarious he tries to suck that soft gut in sometimes, like he even has a chance to hide all that lard. Even the sucking in can’t hide his jiggly fat rolls. Can you imagine how much he will balloon even more after quitting water polo. This greedy piggy must be eating tons of calories everyday to look as fat as he is today.

More of this chubby swimmer here:

More of this wonderfully squishy fatso, disguised as a water polo player. Ofcourse he's a goalkeeper, 'cause then he doesn't have to move or swim too much in the water. He doesn't need to use any energy to stay afloat, 'cause his uncountable jiggly fat rolls make him float on the water. Those speedos are ridiculously tight around his enormous chubby body. If he doesn't watch out, they will rip in several different parts soon. Good lard, how fat can a guy actually get! The pool just overflows when this greedy piggy jumps in. You'll have to train a lot harder and a lot more to get rid of that gigantic flabby body, fatso. It looks like his brother right next to him in the red shirt is also starting to gain some pudge around his waist.

More of this water polo pudgemaster here:

https://www.tumblr.com/newkidintownme/814515154564825088/tumblr?source=share

Unintentional gains. He documented everything trying to lose weight, but always gained more back.