one must imagine sisyphus employed

we haven’t gotten a death that homophobic since they called loras a pillow biter and then blew him up

you really could do some compelling thematic work with the graybeards and the winter wolves. like they are a suicide cult come down from the isolated north to take the lives of younger people in this horrible kind of meaningless civil war they have little actual stake in because dying violently is more masculine AND killing yourself is expected of men of a certain age in this culture because surviving the winter is for women. Like Roddy the Ruin was following 15 yr old Oscar Tully around constantly encouraging him to escalate the war crime count on the Ormund-Gwayne season and throwing his life away at war because being already dead has caused him to lose the entirety of his humanity in the Criston Cole season would have been so interesting to get into at all. But the masses need their keys jangled I suppose

to make it more lynchian can't you read

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

The concept of modern AU Jaime Lannister is too absurd to exist with any fidelity. What if LeBron James killed the president and then kept on hooping for fifteen years?

actually the real risk with being companionless/covenless as a vampire isn't soul-crushing loneliness it's the fact that isolated vampires just start doing anything. four grown ass men got divorced last season and the second they live alone lestat starts a middling soundcloud career, louis starts stalking some poor waitress, daniel becomes a bowling fanatic, and armand is in fucking ohio