there is another world

texting with my mom until 2 am about house of the dragon

music from 1960-1979 was invented so lesbians would have something to talk about with their fathers

well what if we give mike flanagan a really cloying and touchyfeely property to adapt and he ends up making something that’s just fully shit your pants scary and depraved

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

i’ve been doing this for so long but i literally just realized that in the jenny/duncan-rhaegar/lyanna parallel, duncan is lyanna and rhaegar is jenny. duncan is the one running from an arranged marriage, jenny is the one born in a magic tomb-castle that used to belong to kings. we all assume duncan is rhaegar because they’re related but no. guys. rhaegar is jenny

what if your FATHER had the soul of a FOREST NYMPH and your MOTHER had the soul of a SJW BUTCH JOCK and YOU ended up with the soul of a FAST FOOD CHAIN MANAGER but you were TRAPPED in a high fantasy story and YOUR NAME was JON SNOW

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

mike flanagan's what if the world was made out of pudding cinematic universe