"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

im sad that so many of the experiences that make life worth it are fundamentally closed off to me

i wish violet and isobel crawley would do old lady lesbian stuff together. Really badly

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

you’re in her dms, i’m humping her leg

everyone that has ever blocked me loved me too much to the point of fear of living in love with me so they blocked me to temper their fears

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

I sound so homophobic whenever I talk about keeping bears out of theater spaces I swear I’m talking about Ursus americanus

Holy fuck

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99